I’d like to see a combination recumbant bicycle and push-reel mower. I had a push-reel mower for awhile when my yard was flat, but now that my yard has some slope to it, it’s just not a good solution. But if I could somehow power a couple of push-reels while pedaling a recumbant bike, I could mow the lawn thrice weekly and call it aerobic exercise.
Faster-than-light drives
Youth serum
Calorieless chocolate, butter, cheese, beer, etc.
Stepping discs
Hmm… Maybe you could just put some weight on a reel mower, tie it to a recumbent tricycle and pull it? Then when you’re done mowing the lawn you can use the trike on the road. Too bad trikes cost so much though (around $2000), I want one real bad.
Or how bout dentist drills without that sickly tasting water? A bladder sponge so you don’t have to go to the toilet. Or travelator thingies all over the place so U don’t have to walk. Computer that doesn’t say “Illegal error” every 20 minutes. a computer desk cleaner. A time fast forward for those looooooooooooooooooooooooooong lectures and maths classes. TV sunnies.
Flat TV’s are useless, if a VCR is involved. Where do you put the damn thing? Look at the wires dangling down from the “neat & compact, space-saving” TV!
If this had come aling in the 70’s, it would have been cool. As it is, it’s useless.
I saw a Flat TV with a built in slot-loading DVD player on the side.
That thing was fucking cool.
Do you remember the manufacturer? That sounds like a dream device to have.
I want, among other things, respirocytes. With these replacing your red blood cells, you could run at full tilt for 15 minutes without taking a breath. Man, that would be badass.
>> The orgasmatron
I kind of enjoy doing it by hand… even much better if someone else lends a hand too…