How about tapered? Otherwise, just do like all the other bin hogs do, and put the bag in sideways so nobody else can get their bag in. No, please don’t do this, or I’ll have to invent sensors in the bins to detect rudely-loaded bags and activate electrodes in the miscreant’s seat.
When my wife had really bad morning sickness and needed all the sleep she could get, I actually resorted to having a “black sock drawer” and a “blue sock drawer.” Worked great - I could get dressed completely in the dark.
But we won’t mention the day when I went to work with non-matching shoes. No, not shoes from two different black pairs - two different colored shoes. :smack:
How about an additive to OTC medications that contain pseudoephedrine, which would be harmless to someone taking the medication, but which would interfere with the recipe for methamphetamine? Then stores wouldn’t have to lock them all up and require a driver’s license, passport, retina scan, and DNA sample to buy a box of Sudafed.
Calling all biochem majors…
They sell these lamps with batteries, that you can stick inside drawers and cupboards. I have one in my pots and pans drawer. You just press it gently, and it turns on.
What do I want? I’ll have to think on it.
All I want is an easy and convenient way to make annoying people spontaneously explode.
…or a 15-minute “it’s not a fire, it’s burnt toast” shut-off button for the smoke alarm. Either one.
These are available, they just aren’t legal. 
I am still waiting for the Robotic Housekeeper. I’m almost 40 now and they still haven’t got anything better than a Roomba.
Jim