Iran’s former central bank chief and . . .

should have given to someone on the internet instead of carrying it himself

See, there are people who have SEVENTY MILLIONS DOLLARS AND DON’T KNOW HOW TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

Dammit, I knew that some of these scams could be legitimate. Now I’m going to have to start answering them again.

There aren’t really enough details in the news story.

Is it really a crime simply to bring $70 million into Germany? Did he not declare it? Were they searching his luggage looking for it, or was it a random search, or were they looking for something else?

Um why didn’t he just mail it in an envelope? It would be as thin as a piece of paper.

Now there’s someone who’d hate to get mugged.

You have to declare a CHECK? He didn’t have cash, just a check for 70 million. Can you even cash or deposit that?:dubious: Who is to say it would have ever cleared.

So he was the head of the central bank and this is the best way he could think of for transfuring funds? :smack:

Perhaps you remember the story of Don Johnson, yes, that Don Johnson, caught at the German border with 8 BILLION (yes, Billion!) dollars!

Ok, it wasn’t really 8 billion, it was financial paperwork about 8 billion in transactions; and it wasn’t his, and it was all about (supposedly) financing a film, but still… that’s not how it appeared in the press when the story blew up.

Well, even the head of a top intelligence agency couldn’t figure out how to keep his email secret. . . .