We were recently told to get rid of all “personal appliances” that had two-pronged (ungrounded) electrical plugs at work. The only exceptions would be made for personal fans and radios. Anything that did not comply had to be removed by last Friday or it would be removed for us. Fair enough. I actually don’t know anyone who had to remove anything. I heard there were some coffeepots up in Sales–guess they’ll be drinking the crap vending machine coffee or bringing a Thermos.
Well, even though, we all knew about the ban, it was still somewhat of a shock to come in on Monday and find that the toaster in the breakroom was missing, and it actually took a while to connect the two events. Did it break? Did they think we were consuming too much electricity by making toast? Did they have to sell it to make payroll? Well, it was confirmed that the ban on ungrounded appliances extended to the breakroom, and was for insurance reasons, and, of course, there was no budget to replace it with a toaster that complied with current regulations. Sorry!
I hardly ever used the thing, so I’m not sure why this sticks in my craw so bad. One of the people I normally take break with noticed right away, because she had brought bread. Bread she expected to make into toast. With so much that is crappy going on at work and in the world, it was one nice, little luxury. Yeah, the microwave is still there (when it works) but that makes bread all tough. You could buy one of those breakfast sandwiches out of the vending machine, toast the bread and microwave the other contents, and then put it back together for something quite edible.
My question is, is a toaster really so dangerous? Should I keep one in my home? If they are so dangerous, why aren’t they made with grounded plugs? Would the danger be mitigated by unplugging the thing? Is the problem just that, with so many people, someone would forget to unplug it? I have a toaster, and had no problems renting an apartment or securing renter’s or, later, homeowner’s insurance. My toaster is usually unplugged, but that’s only because I have to use that outlet for other things, too.
With the way the world and our company environment is today, I keep thinking that there must be something nefarious going on. That’s silly, right? There is nothing to be gained by getting rid of the toaster. We are just safer, that’s all.
Obvious disclaimer: I know I am so lucky to have any job at all, and I should just quit my bitching and get back to work (another disclaimer: It is Saturday morning and I am not at work now.) We have no right to toast. Soon enough, I am sure I will get the opportunity to stay at home and eat all the toast I want. Until I run out of money and cannot buy bread and am forced to boil my shoes like Charlie Chaplin. Maybe I’ll stick them in the toaster.