Is alcohol a banned drug for athletes at the Olympics?

[elmwood]

@Zsofia

Seems like drunk pentathlon would be an AWESOME spectator sport. Drunk swimming! Drunk horseback riding! Drunk falling off horses!

@ChrisBooth12

Drunk bobsled

@runner pat

Drunk luge.

Sober curling.

[running_coach]

@elmwood

Sober curling.

With drunk spectators.

Which is the only way to watch sober curling.

Or any curling at that.

[thelurkinghorror]

@Ludovic

Americans would medal in Drunk Biathlon.

We can’t even medal in sober biathlon. The Norwegians and Germans and such will do it with a rifle in one hand and a giant horn of mead or a beer stein in the other.