Of course it is.
I’m pretty sure we invented four-down football. Even if we didn’t, this is where it lives. We keep trying to enlighten Europeans about it, but for the time being, there is no American football outside of America, except once a year when two god-forsaken sacrificial lambs draw the short straw and play in Wembley.
American cheese. Every slice tastes like every other slice. It all melts the same. It comes in identically proportioned slices. It’s what’s on MacDonald’s burgers.
Macdonald’s.
A lot of nuclear weapons.
Fighers and bombers that look like spaceships.
Churches next to strip clubs with rotating clientele.
Little mandatory health or pension contribution from the government, because the government should be small. No mandatory pensions or healthcare from business, because government should be small. Bailouts for auto companies and banks, because what’s good for GM is good for America (read, is good.)
An entertainment industry that’s the envy of the world. Somehow when the smoke cleared, the U.S. turned out to be responsible for supplying the world with culture. I have no idea who made that call, but I’m pretty sure that “Time Cop” has been translated into nearly as many languages as the bible.
World’s most entertaining Judiciary. Money that literally talks. Corporations that are people.
In short, this is the most American, for want of a better word (as if there were one) nation on Earth.
Plus we have two great big oceans to keep the marauding hordes of Eurasia on the other side where they belong, and we’re working on a giant fence with maybe another fence and some landmines and possibly a mote filled with piranha and sharks and alligators and whatnot.
AND we have more lawyers than you. Whoever “you” are. As if it matters, if you’re not American.
Any questions? Rhetorical flourish, of course. I don’t have to answer to you.