On the other hand, a beam greater than 32.25 meters in width is against the will of a panamax God.
Sorry, I’ve been waiting a while to use that joke
What does this even mean? How is evil even measured unless it’s by the injury intentionally (or recklessly) done to others? Evil is as evil does.
This sounds like it was probably his interpretation of what Jesus called the only unforgivable sin (blaspheming agaainst the Holy spirit).
Just playing along with this, though, why is it evil to not believe that Jesus is my savior (or that I need to be saved from anything in the first place)?
Do you have a book of totally insane questions somewhere in your possession? Are you compiling dossiers on dopers based on their answers to these meaningless questions of yours? What can you possibly hope to gain by this endless succession of pointless posts?
But Moooooooooooom, they weren’t worshiping me and stuff!
Quoth UDS:
This is what I was going to say. God commanded us to love one another, so therefore a crime against another human is against God’s command, therefore a crime against God.
The distinction isn’t completely absent, though, since it is possible to conceive of a crime against God which is not a crime against other humans.
Hey god, I fart* in your general direction. Also, your father smells of elderberries.
No humans were harmed in the making or dispelling of said fart.
Well, you could always team up with Hades and Poseidon, I guess. And squeal to Hera about the whole Swan/Bull thing.
I’m an adult. God’s not the boss of me. If He wants to get on my case, let Him try.
Assuming generously that He exists.
- What jurisdiction?
- What crime? You can’t harm him. You can’t kill him. You can’t steal from him. He’s too much of a public figure to libel or slander him.
- Who would judge? He can’t, nor can anyone who works for for him, and there isn’t anywhere you can have a trial where he doesn’t have undo influence.
The amusing thing about the underlined typo is that in this context, it actually works. If God doesn’t like the trial’s outcome, he can just his cosmic Control-Z button.
Fuck NO!
Why is his presence then more obvious than now?
Why does he give a shit about orgies and idol worship anyway? How do those things hurt him?
This.
Of course they are, but crimes against God are not nearly as bad as crimes against Unicorns!
The responses here underline why the Omni-plex God you posit is, in fact, impossible… But I digress.
To your question, (counter-factually) assuming the Omniplex God as given, I’ll join DtC and others in saying that the idea of “a crime against” such a god simply doesn’t make sense.
Yes, because an omnibenevolent god would only care about things that hurt him. :rolleyes:
God cares about everything. Kinda like Gladys Kravitz.
Assuming the hypothetical, it depends on the rules that said god laid down for humanity.
A) S/he/it is a violent god and loves it when you commit crimes against humans.
B) S/he/it is a benevolent god and hates it when you commit crimes against humans.
C) S/he/it is a benevolent god but hates it when you commit crimes against s/he/itself.
D) Etc.
Answer appropriately.
Stupid question really.
Crimes against humans are much worse.
Also, your assumptions are unwarranted.
Also also, I can’t see how one can even commit a crime against an omnipotent being.
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