Reading another Ebert thread on this board, I was reminded of something that always kinda bothered me about his reviews. Specifically, it was a comparison between his reviews for Dirty Dancing and Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo . What do you think is the main difference between these movies? Well, Ebert gave Dancing a single star while Breakin’ received three. OK.
From Ebert’s *Breakin’ * review:
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Here is a movie that wants nothing more than to allow some high-spirited kids to sing and dance their way through a silly plot just long enough to make us grin.
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From his review of Dancing :
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The actors playing the staff in this movie are such good dancers, and their dancing is so overchoreographed, that there’s no question these are just ordinary kids who can dance pretty well. Nope. It’s pretty clear they’re in a movie.
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Hmmm. He calls the plot of *Breakin’ * “silly.” Here’s what he says:
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The plot is so familiar that if you’re a fan of Mickey Rooney musicals or even the Beach Party movies, you may start rubbing your eyes. But the movie is a lot of fun.
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And:
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With just a few minor modifications, this story could be about Mickey and Judy, or Frankie and Annette. But what does it matter, when the whole point of the enterprise is to provide an excuse for song and dance?
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Here’s what he thinks about the plot for Dirty Dancing :
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The title and the ads seem to promise a guided tour into the anarchic practices of untrammeled teenage lust, but the movie turns out to be a tired and relentlessly predictable story of love between kids from different backgrounds.
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And:
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Can you figure out the rest of the plot? What’s your best guess? Does Grey turn out to be a great dancer? Does Swayze fall in love with her? Do they dance together in front of everybody, while her father fumes and her mother keeps a cool head, and then does Orbach finally realize his mistake and accept the kid as his daughter’s boyfriend? Are there stars in the sky?
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Well, maybe I’m reading way too much into this but how come one movie about dancers with a goofy plot is a three-star movie while another movie about dancers with a goofy plot is a one-star movie? This has always bothered me.
Any thoughts?