Is figure skating a sport?

Being athletic and coordinated =/= sport

No problem! I’m still laughing over the visual I conjured up on that one! It’s right up there with Chris Farley being a Chippendale Guy! :cool:

OK…hold on there! I haven’t gained THAT much weight. YET!!!

Awwww, you’re probably a cute little pregnant lady! The question is, are you wearing a tutu?

Every day…why should I change my fabulous sense of style, just because I’m pregnant?

A hippo in a tutu is one of my mom’s favorite images. It must be in a Boynton book somewhere. http://homepage2.nifty.com/hipomi/ballerina/eballerina.html

Okay, I’m going on record here as the person who was not reminded of a hippo in a tutu when thinking of Sarafeena preggers.

OMG, I’m going to have to post a current pic of myself, aren’t I?

I believe that’s SOP.

Pool is out too. Placing a ball where your opponent can’t make a shot is strategy. Throwing a 9 ball at your opponent while he is trying to make a shot is defense.

So you rule out all racing (run, bicycle, ski, swim), track and field, gymnastics, golf, ski jumping, diving, and so on, but fencing would count?

And since no one else has, from Dictionary.com

From Yahoo dictionary

You may be interested to know that skating is much the same as you descibe. See this page at the International Skating Union’s web site.

From that page, you can link to a number of PDF documents describing points awarded and deducted for what skaters do (or don’t do, or do incorrectly). For example, I had a look at ISU Communication No. 1319, Single and Pair Skating Rule Changes. Under Rule 322, paragraph (1)(f), I found the Scale of Value describing points awarded. It’s a big table that is too unwieldy to replicate here, but under Rule 353, I found a number of assorted deductions that are easier to quote here. A sample follows:

It sounds very much like the gymnastics that you are describing: point values for various elements are pre-defined; deductions are also pre-defined. Even a fall is carefully defined.

I’m not going to get into the “figure skating is/is not a sport” argument, but I did want to point out that it is not a case of skating judges saying “Well, that was pretty good, I guess that deserves a 9.5.” (From Russian judge, 9.1. :D) When you read the judging documents published by the ISU, it does seem very similar to the gymnastics system you describe, and not as subjective as many people think.

Um, well…yes.

This is not to say that I think any less of any of the items on that list (particularly since, as I mentioned earlier, bowling would also be there). I just think an activity can be a challenging and exciting competition without necessarily being a sport.

Hunting? Really? I don’t personally know anyone who feels that an activity can be a sport even if it’s not competitive. Then again, Merriam Webster says that a sport is a “physical activity engaged in for pleasure.” I think we’re just opening the flood gates if we define “sport” that broadly. If we’re stuck with the dictionary definitions, then the answer to the OP’s question is a resounding yes, but then, so is hearty sex. Hmm – that gives me a programming idea for ESPN 8…

I would say that removing human judgement to make the scoring objective would suffice. “Time” as a variable would be objective. Human error 75 year ago involved reaction time to hit the button, but now it is computerized.

As I said, it is my criteria…

So, no boxing? Boxing scores are subjective and secret!

Also, adding “no refs” to your criteria makes it meaningless. Are there any sports that don’t have refs or rules judges or something? Sports have to have rules which have to be followed if it’s to make any sense at all.

Figure skating has entertainment value, the competitors demonstrate articulation while being interviewed, they don’t have a legion of worshippers who give them scholarships for a never-to-be-used education and they are not allowed to get away with appalling criminal behavior.

Therefore, not a sport. YMMV, of course. :smiley:

Appalling criminal behavior. Tonya Harding. I know that was too easy.

Many football players are quite intelligent (I’m assuming that is what you are mostly refering too). At least the ones that make it to the pros. There is a big mental componant to the sport. As for being articulate, Tiki Barber, Jerry Rice, Peyton Manning, Mike Singletary, Harry Carson, Walter Payton, Joe Montana…I can keep going those are just the first few that popped into my head. Of course there are quite a few blockheads too.

It warrants mentioning that boxing HAS been working on the idea of publicizing ballots during the matches.

This is an interesting philosophical position, but you’re taking the worst “Sport” and using it in a way that it’s clearly not used anywhere in the English-speaking world. You can’t just change the word’s definition.