You could just pay a hit man; but no, you have to do it yourself.
Re: taffy pulling.
When I was a kid, we once decided to do homemade taffy. We took turns pulling. It came out fine.
But emphasis on the “once”. Yet another time when being in a large family helped.
What I remember from the shops with machines in the windows at the beach when I was a kid was that they really did use the taffy off the machines. Getting a “fresh batch” was considered a plus.
In fact, the difference between taffy and plastic is merely one molecule!
Taffy is made of margarine!