And don’t forget the earlier album, Barry Womble’s When The Girl Of My Dreams Is Found In The Arms Of Some Scotsman From Hull. I think he recorded it uner the name Barry Womm, though.
Rotherham
Scunthorpe
Doncaster
Hull
Pontefract
Grimsby
Have you something against the north-east?! 
(Just to equal things out…Southend, Felixstowe, Basildon, Lowestoft…)
I’m from Leeds though I live in Castleford - which are pretty reasonable candidates for that list.
I’m just sort of giving a regional aspect to this.
As soon as you get out of this area its lovely, its just this sort of elongated oval area that is so dire, and yet the villages around and about are generally quite pleasant, but generally rather flat boring places.
You forgot the “jewel of Essex” - Canvey Island . This is stuffed full of oil refineries, a caravan park right next to the sewerage works and populated by dodgy East-Enders who have “made good” by one means or another.
When I saw this thread, and maybe I am overreaching here, but I had the same thought as Neurotik: in the BBC show The Office, Slough is portrayed as kind of: “Heh-heh we are in Slough after all”. I often felt I wasn’t getting the joke. As was asked (**I ** am not the Highjacker recall, it was that awful Neurotik 
)
What about Slough?
This is what John Betjeman (a past Poet Laureate) thought of Slough a few decades ago :- Come Friendly Bombs . It hasn’t improved since then.