The old stereotype was that British dramas had great scripts and fantastic actors who would work for peanuts - the miniseries of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, or The Singing Detective, the early Taggart, Edge of Darkness - and more willingness to approach difficult subject matter, but wonky production. This started to turn around in the 1980s, though, I surmise because British television realised that it needed to sell its shows to the States in order to retain its funding. This was one of the reasons for Dr Who’s lengthy hiatus; the BBC knew that it couldn’t match the production values of Star Trek: The Next Generation, so what was the point? Inspector Morse, there’s another one. No-one thinks much of it nowadays, but at the time it was noticeably more stylish than The Bill, for example. Or Sharpe, which had - gasp - action! A rarity for British TV.
No, Neverwhere. That was the thing. The last “good script, absolutely appalling production standards” TV drama I can remember the BBC committing to. 1996. Shot on video and looked rubbish. What was the point? You either spend a lot of money and sell to America, just like Lew Grade, or you spend a pittance and end up with nothing in the end. A few million viewers one Sunday, a few thousand DVD sales, nothing. And until CGI came along there was no way for the BBC to match the original Battlestar: Galactica or The A-Team or even Magnum PI with the resources at hand. There’s a parallel universe where the UK government in the 1980s put a tiny quota on the airtime devoted to US imports, and nowadays we try to fool ourselves that the shoddy shoestring rubbish we have on TV is quality drama, and the rest of the world has moved on.
There is a sense in the UK that we’ve been thrashed by the Americans over the last few years, notwithstanding Sherlock and Downton Abbey. And those two programmes have the stigma of period drama about them (okay, Sherlock’s set in the modern day, but still). They’re popular, but why do they always have to be bloody period dramas? Can’t we have something modern and edgy like The Wire? With poor people actors and swearing? And people being melted in acid baths, that kind of thing? Here’s sweaty fat little turd Mark Lawson agreeing with me.
We tend to only get the best of the US shows - I’m sure there’s masses of dross we never see - and so from our side of the pond it seems that everything on American telly is the same standard as The Shield, Mad Men etc. Really, though, British TV is exactly like Nazi Germany during the Second World War. Specialised in a few areas, never enough resources, can’t sustain two major defeats, dedicated to the total extermination of world Jewry. Except for the last point.