My goodness . . .
Oh, yeah!
I purchased some Revlon lipstick in a rather interesting outer case last year - totally and completely phallic, and the company hinted as much in the advertisements.
I must try that pudding…
Comes in small, large, and circumsized.
So are the chocolate ones… y’know… bigger?
:::snort:::
See Maxim’s “Found Porn” for more of the same.
I envy that pudding.
Get this damn Bill Cosby image out of my head!!!
Oh my.
What about those of us who prefer our portable puddings, um, uncut?
Oh dear. I don’t want to see little kids with these things.
Someone posted a thread about suckers that are vaguely phallic shaped and have the added bonus of oozing cream out of them. Don’t remember anything else about the thread other than comment
ended up in a sig line for a while.
heh, heh…submitted for your perusal:
http://www.caulder.com/page/museum_pages/portablepudding.html
There’s also some perfume bottle that looks like a circumcised penis…I was thinking it was that Glow by JLo but that’s not it.
I just flipped through a handful of pix at Macys.com but I don’t see the one I’m thinking of. Dangit! That’s going to bug me until I find it again!
Well, why don’t you just ask your local Macy’s employees?
“Excuse me, I’m looking for a certain perfume. I don’t remember what it’s called though…”
“Alright, sir. What do you remember about it?”
“Well, the bottle looks like a circumcised penis. That’s why I want it.”
::look of horror::
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! The “hand squeeze close-up” at voguevixen’s link is hysterical.
Of course, there’s always Go-Gurt… comes in all sorts of fruity colors! It’s a favorite around our house…
Pierre Cardin cologne has always featured a very interesting bottle - complete with urethral slit. :eek:
:eek: That IS phallic!
Yay, more foods I can eat with friends and acquaintances, and in public, to watch them squirm.
I usually eat pudding by just licking it off the spoon.
Blonde unlike the Revlon lipstick, you get to swallow the pudding. :o [sup]and maybe a little will run down your chin.[/sup]