Is it more pathetic to be afraid of ghosts or goats?

A big billy goat can really lay the hurt down on you, but ghosts don’t exist, so the worst thing that could happen is you being spooked.

“Haunted house”? Depends on the neighborhood. There was one I was in, that was in such a bad area, that without there being a good number of us , well armed- no thanks.

OTOH, a “petting zoo goat”? Pretty pathetic.

Well, if a guy named DrDeth is afraid of a “haunted house”, I am too.
And here’s some help if you were scarred by a goat as a child:The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation

Ghosts of goat traumas! It’s the scariest thing of all!

The one that doesn’t exist obviously.