the google ads are out to get me? just had a look at a certain ovine related post… scrolled to the bottom and the google ads are all related to my user name… eeek!
him diamond!
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you
true… but how have i managed to get on the wrong side of google? i’ve even had my name on the whack list …ah… you don’t suppose… hmmm… think i may go and hide now… but where do you hide from a search engine?
You hide where its spiders can’t find you.
As for how you got on the wrong side of google…well, only you know the answer to that.
and now i keep getting this as a google ad:-
Ultimate Secret Shoe Lift
Grow Taller instantly secret insert 24 Hour delivery in London
shoe-inserts.com
Ads by Google
hmmm… just because i’m under 6’… but how do they know?
think i’m going to block ALL the plugholes around here…
If you don’t know what you did to get on Googles bad side, maybe you could just google it? Something like “What did I do to piss off the best, fastest, and greatest search engine of all time?” Then hope the sucking up helps.
-Otanx
Mr. Shine, fancy a quick game of THUD! 
quick? don’t you want to play both rounds then?
Given your username, the conclusion is obvious:
The secret of Google’s success is that instead of spiders, they use dwarves. They don’t call it “data mining” for nothing. 
Right! He should get that book, How To CureYour Paranoia by Killing All Your Enemies
…and the sequel “What to do when all your friends hate you!”