I laugh every time I hear it mentioned: “Oh, man, she can suck-start a Harley!” Is it possible, with enough vacuum applied to the exhaust, to actually suck-start a motorcycle or other vehicle?
No…but…Did you get her name and number by any chance?
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That’s the only way to get Harley out of bed and at work on time. 
Potential joke A) Once again, porn has lied to me.
Potential joke B) PM me for my phone number.
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