I think we all need to arrange transport to recoup with the Doper Roderick_Femm with the 24 foot deck. Just saying. “OrthoDopeFest '26” !!! 
On September 21 I hit 26 years of chronic pain. Around 2pm that day I had a ladder slide out from under me and I suffered what is called a vertical compression fracture. Cracked open the L-3 like a pita bread. Anyway, Celebrex worked for a LONG time for me. Just sent my Sturgeon a few notes and asked if that was an option for me. I figure, 2-3 months and the pain will be gone, I’ll be moving ever so much better and I can ditch it. But for now? Gotta be able to sleep…
The Home Health people work 7 days a week. I’m surprised there’s a gap in communication there!
bobsmom101, I’m no expert but I’ve had enough deep injuries and surgeries that in my limited experience, there is the initial shock. You fall asleep looking at an ungainly heap of medieval hardware and wake up wondering if the ceiling is really crawling around the room. It takes the body a while to process the amount of insulted ( a genuine medical term of use by the way ) or severed nerves. First hip, 2018. Cervical neck surgery, 2024. Now this other hip. In each case, my body took a day or more to really get angry. Muscles have been clamped and moved around, bones have been dissected away and replaced with state of the art hardware. Broken bones hurt a TON, right? Stands to reason that surgically severed bones hurt too.
Trust me, I’m not all sanguine about this. Like some of us, I get cranky with elevated AND unending pain waves. But it is a part of the post-op cycle.
Heel slides. We all have our Waterloo. That one hurts. My wife, recent 2x hip patient, is spotting and adjusting me. Turns out I was dropping my knee off to the side a bit and so the heel slide wasn’t doing what it was supposed to be doing for the new hip socket. Now I slide slower, and only as far as I can till it hurts- but make SURE my leg is straight. My Waterloo right now? Doing Sit-To-Stands. Just killing me. Both legs, both KNEES screaming. ( Being morbidly obese really is doing me no favors in this situation. In fact, in any… ) So, I am helping myself up with BOTH palms a tiny bit. Gotta do them, gotta get the leg and hip happy. But need to protect the sad knees as well.
Wait, how the heck did you only get a 4 INCH incision !?!? That’s incredible. We just opened mine up this afternoon. ( I mean, removed the waterproof gray covering. Not opened opened ). That cut is easily 10 inches long. Hmmmm. Fascinating. Yeah, the use of blood thinners freaks the docs out. How many days before did you have to stop them? The written instructions demand stopping all NSAIDS 2 weeks before. Ahhhh well. They booked my surgery on Tuesday for a Friday procedure. But I do not take any traditional blood thinners.
That first shower was a gift !!! I’d also not shaved and so did that before the second shower. That alone made me feel less grubby. Last time I went even 1 week was when we fled NYC for Lake Winnepesaukee in mid-June of COVID 2020. Hid out for a solid month. Did not shave. Bathed in the lake with camp soap/shampoo.
My follow up on a Sept. 11th surgery is October 20th. Likely could drive myself by then but I know my Dearly Beloved™ has cleared the morning to go with me.