As discussed in last month’s mini-rant thread, in February I began the process of getting my carcass brought up to speed, health-wise.
Yesterday, I brought my hip/pelvis xrays to an orthopedic surgeon for a consult. His conclusion, after examining the xray, reading the radiologist’s report, and manipulating my hip, was that the ball of my right femur is fused into the socket (also, he thinks I may have ankylosing spondylitis, and maybe some rheumatism, and he’s ordering some blood tests on that). His basic recommendation is that we begin the authorization process for a full hip replacement right away.
So last night at work, I got my supervisor to arrange for an FMLA paperwork packet to be sent to me, and we discussed the possibility of a limited duty position so as to minimize the amount of time I have to be out of work.
For the record, my job is not particularly arduous. I only get called into action when the machinery goes into a breakdown condition that the operators can’t recover from, and most of the fixes to those turn out to involve rebooting a computer or two. In between mail runs, retrieving mailpieces that have fallen off their conveyors is likely to involve crawling around in some relatively cramped spaces. Actual mechanical repairs, when they’re needed, don’t involve heavy lifting.
From the above description, is there anyone who can give me an estimate on how many weeks I should plan on recovering, before trying to go back to that level of work?
Another issue: my daughter is returning from New York in a couple of weeks, with no intention of going back any time soon. She’s gotten it into her head that if she’s going to be living in California, it would behoove her to have a driver’s license. I have no argument with that stance, but I’ve always taken the position that the obtaining of a license (and particularly the paying of auto insurance premiums) is going to be on her nickel.
While she’s open to (and planning on) getting a job ASAP upon her return, she seems to be getting it into her head that maybe her old man’s imminent need for a chauffeur is an angle she can work to make it so I pick up those costs. She did not react with equanimity to my suggestion that I could get by on the bus for a few weeks. Still, it does raise the question:
Keeping in mind that this is my right hip we’re talking about, and the car is an American one with accelerator and brake pedals intended to be operated with the right foot, can anyone give me an estimate on how long I should expect to be unable to drive myself around? If it makes any difference, the car is a Ford Edge, a mid-size crossover, and getting behind the wheel should not require dangerous contortions.
Thanks in advance for any informed responses.