I’m sure most of you are at least peripherally aware of the chaos engulfing the tiny nation of East Timor, and the fact that Australia, NZ, Malaysia, and Portugal have had to deploy military or police units to the country to try and restore order.
The Solomon Islands have similarly been a hotbed of problems in recent years, and Papua New Guinea has pretty well been considered a write-off since Australia left in the 1975- although they’ve managed to avoid an all-out civil war, for now.
Much of Africa has been in perpetual civil war or unrest since the mid-60s (or so it seems), and the more I read the newspaper and listen to the news, the more I think there is a place for Colonialism in the modern world, if we can get past the “OMG COLONIES IS T3H BAD!1!!1!” aspect, so to speak.
I’m well aware that the geopolitical situations surrounding the end of the colonial period in the mid-60s are varied and complicated, and that the Colonies weren’t always well treated by the motherland.
But let’s say it’s decided to have another go at it- say, Australia decides that East Timor and the Solomon Islands can’t be trusted to look after their own countries, and send in the troops, annexing them and making them Territories of Australia.
Sounds bad, right? Doesn’t sound like a particularly nice thing to do, for a lot of people.
However, let’s say that once they’re incorporated as part of Australia, all citizens there get Australian citizenship (and the rights and responsibilities thereof), and Australia basically treats East Timor and the Solomon Islands as any other part of Australia with regards to Federal funding, representation in Parliament, etc etc.
Would this really be a bad thing? I say no, it wouldn’t. I can only see benefits for everyone- I mean, we’ve got to spend a fortune stationing troops in these places, so we may as well say “Congratulations, you just became part of the Commonwealth of Australia” in the process.
I realise a lot of people will disagree with me (as is their right!), and obviously it won’t work for all failed states (I really can’t see the Italians or the British deciding to re-colonise Somalia, for example), but I honestly think the general idea has merit.
And it’s not just because I’d like to go Big Game Hunting in Rhodesia, either.