Well is it?
It could be anything - but IS IT TRUE? For example, it is not true that pineapples grow on bushes that say “Nee” - no sir, they grow on pineapple trees that have become shrubberies.
I have learned that secret service agents do not wear Crocs {tm] because reasons.
If you fart in a bubble bath, it will not kill you and it will not blow out the ceiling lights (except if you had Chicago curry)
Eating ice-cream does not make you fat - it is the lack of vigour in which it gets unwrapped and the lack of an anticipation dance.
You cannot - not a chance, make a Bearnaise sauce at home better than a packet from trader Joes - and your steaks will agree that such a feat is not possible.
The earth is flat - this too is not entirely correct.
A wet dog nose – no, let us not go there.
That black stuff between your toes is not in fact licorice.
Man, the world is so bewildering. Come help me set reality straight.