Over the weekend, I have been screwed over by my stupid bank.
I am a college student and I have a debit card through a particular bank chain that is mainly located throughout the Chicago suburbs. I go to school a few hours away from the Chicago suburbs. I have been very, very good about keeping track of my purchases, calculating my balance after every purchase, etc. I have also been very good about checking my balance with my online account. You see, my statements are sent to my home address, so I rely on this online banking deal to make sure I am doing my math correctly.
On Friday evening I checked my online balance, and to my dismay it was $87.97 less than the balance I had written in my checkbook. I looked at all of the transactions listed online and all of the transactions in my checkbook ledger, and they matched up exactly. I must have gone through my checkbook at least 10 times, re-calculating the balance backwards and forewards. I had a friend re-calculate my balance, and he arrived at the same number I kept getting. I called my parents to see if they had the statements so I could see what that balance said. They can’t find the statements. So I decided to wait a day and check the balance on Saturday.
Saturday comes, the balance is still $87.97 less than what I have written down. It is absolutely impossible that I made a purchase of that magnitude and forgot to write it down–for one thing, I rarely use my debit card, so I would have remembered buying a shitload of stuff. Also, the summary of charges online does not have any purchases that I do not have listed in my checkbook ledger. I decided to e-mail the bank about this discrepancy, and see if there are any hidden charges or anything. I mentioned that I do not have access to my statements because I am living away from home.
I got an e-mail back today, basically saying that I should review my statements and visit a teller. And by the way, if it is an error in my part, they will charge me $35 for the trouble of them looking into it.
So I’m left upset, since I don’t have an answer to my problem. In retrospect, how much of an answer could I have hoped for? But I was even more upset because they would charge me $35 if it was my fault. Also, the nearest branch is 2.5 hours away, so it’s not very feasible for me to see a teller, and as I already stated, I don’t have my statements. Today, I went through my checkbook at least 5 more times, and I always came up with the same balance.
This might be a good time to mention that my online account does not offer an easy-to-find running balance–it just offers a summary of charges and then one balance at the end. After doing some clicking around, I did find a page where I can find the balance after each individual transaction. Lo and behold, the balance they offer after the most recent transaction is in accord with mine! I clicked back to the main page to see if that has been magically updated. Of course, it hasn’t. So now I’ve seen two different balances for one account, and I have the screen shots to prove it.
I e-mailed them again, basically saying that it’s obviously not my fault since they list two different balances, and could they please check into it. Except I said it even nicer than that.
As of right now, I haven’t heard back from them (reasonably so, since I only sent the e-mail an hour ago). But I’m just crossing my fingers that they realize their error (which they should). I personally think they should pay me $35 for the stress I’ve had to go through. Also, they’re a fucking bank! It’s their entire job to keep numbers! I don’t earn interest on my account, so it’s not like they have to even multiply or anything–just add and subtract! They expect me to keep track of my account to the letter (which I do), but they can’t be bothered to do the same, and they’ll charge me $35 if I say any differently.
Sigh…so after all of this, I’ve decided at Christmas I’m going to take my account elsewhere. I shouldn’t have to put up with these morons.