I know I don’t call very often, but this Sunday the Steelers are in big trouble. You know already that they’ve lost Aaron Smith for the season, and last week they lost Charlie Batch and Troy, and Ben has a concussion, so they’re down to their third and fourth string QB’s against those darn Ravens.
Could you possibly find a way to help out the Steelers today? I know it would probably be too much to ask to make Dixon throw for 400 yards or run for 3 TD’s, but please smite Ray Lewis, Ed Reed and Joe Flacco with some sort of injury, or even make them lose their footing and/or drop the ball on key plays?
I don’t know if it’s wrong to ask for favors like this, but you know that today’s a key game and Cinci won so we really need this one.
Thanks a lot, you’re the man, Amen."