Is Jon Stewart a Racist?

Well, I thought that would be obvious since I mimicked the title of the original thread and I commented on similar offences. Apparently not since everyone took me so seriously.

My point was since when is mocking a language “racist”? Chinese is not a race, its a nationality and language just like German is.

None of my pleas are ever drunken.

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Mad props to me for being the only one not whooshed. Anyway, when doing parodies, you’re supposed to provide a link to the original thread, so that’s what may have thrown folks off.

Blasphemy, airdisc!!! Jon Stewart is hilarious, and anyone who doesn’t think so is… scummy!

It sounds to me like Stewart was being SELF-DEPRICATING. He does this alot. In other words “I took six years of German and I didn’t learn a damn thing!”

Call me racist, but I hate Esperanto speakers with the burning passion of a thousand viando mangxing kolombos.

Where is the Republic of Esperan, anyway? Let’s bomb 'em.

That was from fucking left field. Cut the dose on those meds bro.

Or double them, whichever works.

Why is this in the pit? Am I missing something?

Oh, I see. We don’t have a forum for Really stupid questions.

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Heh, stupid fucking Neanderthals.

Um, yes. Jesus, sailor, after 27 posts and an explanation from the original poster, you still get whooshed?! Pathetic.

pizzabrat, your parody skills need work, and you should include a linkity link to what you are parodying.

OK, I get it. I guess I need to pay more attention. This stuff is too deep for me.

Exactly! You can’t be racist towards whitey, it’s just impossible!

On the other hand, if he’d gone “chong wong bong dong” or “Yo, homey, we be frontin’ up diz plizace, yo,” then we’d be innundated with many, many somber opinion pieces about the evils of casual racism and how jokes like that Just Aren’t Funny and shouldn’t be allowed on TV where children might see them.

Wow, and I thought that the What-if Machine wouldn’t be perfected for about 1000 years. And how can you operate it without a fing-longer? In fact, lot’s of people on this board seem to have access to this technology. Thought it seems to be an early prototype that can only be invoked for racial debates.

What if “flufen gaufen houffen glafen” means “All Nazis eat Wieners and Sauerkraut”?

Double reverse racist discrimination?

I’d like to apologize to pizzabrat for calling him clinically braindead, and re-direct that insult to JRR, pending further information.

Jeesh guys, lay off each other’s throats here.

Jeesh guys, lay off each other’s throats here.

Wait a minute, Ender! I think you’re on to something. Jim Henson, in whatever form ye take: you are an Anti-Swedite!

I see an obvious difference between:

“Tell [insert name of specific Chinese person] that I said ching chong wing wang and made fake karate moves”

and…

“The German language sounds like this: Flaffen schlaffen”.

Mark Twain did all of this much better.