Isn’t there a word for people who feel the need to come down on others’ good times even though they themselves are not asked to do anything or be inconvenienced in any way?
Maybe something like an orifice through which some type of waste might pass?
So, which episode of Law and Order featured references to Kwanzaa?
Once–ONCE–I had an opportunity to celebrate Jews Eat Chinese Food Day the way it should. No family, no in-laws, just me and a Chinese buffet.
We now have an Indo-Pak buffet. Where should I send the family?
ETA: Oh, and bombers warm too, you’re fucked in the head.
As I understand it, it’s a “made-up” holiday. Like Mother’s Day.
All holidays are made-up, except for Talk Like a Pirate Day, which was ordained by His Noodliness the FSM in all his wisdom.
Hell, people expect me to do things on Mother’s day and Talk Like a Pirate Day.
As far as I can tell, nobody expects me to do jack shit for Kwanzaa. I’m fine with that.
Why do sharks only get a week to celebrate their culture and black people get a whole month, its bullshit man!
All I’m sure of is that 9-1-1 is a joke.
Well, the Kwanzaa cake is a joke.
(Remember that one?)
'Taint right.
We dodged a bullet by not having Sandra Lee as First Lady of the United States. I dunno how New York manages.
Tinsel, probably. It’s distracting.
A mouth? A nose?
Hey, carbon dioxide is a waste gas.
In which town? Yours?
“Hey, quit being such a urethra.”
Huh.
I always thought the FSM was a chick.
Couldn’t tell you WHY I thought that, though.
Again: huh.
I made two jokes in the thread, and only one got noticed. The TM are slacking.
No, yours.
Cut him some slack, man. He’s been scrubbing those toilets for six years now, and after five, they were supposed to give him a brush.