Ok I’ll admit it. Me and my friends were pretty wasted when we came up with this idea…at 2 AM but the idea still has foundations, well supposedly.
Here is the idea:
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring is really a (male) homosexually orientated film with constant drug references.
Here is the proof:
The name “lord of the rings” clearly describes anal sex. You have to believe this for other things to make sense.
Everyone is after the ring. Therefore is ring = anus everyone is gay.
The eye of Sauron, obviously the shape of a vagina, therefore vaginas are the enemy.
The fellowship, all guys, without g/f’s (except Strider / Aragorn)
Every time Frodo plays with his ring, look at his face. You know he’s getting off.
Frodo and Sam. Need I say more. Well I will. The very last scene watch as the two are on top of the mountainside. I can’t remember which but one of them seriously gives the other a quick checking out as if to say, “Hmmm your nice”. (This is the best example)
Now for the drugs:
Hobbits always smoking. Why? Because there smoking the weed.
The ring is addictive but thats just overall drugs.
Frodo is “poisoned” by the Wraith’s dagger = overdose caused by injecting heroin
When they visit the Elves and Frodo speaks to Cate Blanchett. Firstly she’s obviously an addict, second what do you think’s in that water?
Same goes for Bilbo in Rivendell.
The Orc at that towers. Burning all the “trees” obviously a drugs factory, therefore Saruman is a dealer.
That’s all I can think of now but there were tons. Being drunk at 2 in the morning it was such a laugh. Is this at all making sense? Am I possibly right? If not please excuse me and my warped little mind. hehehe. Frodo’s ring. hehehe.