No.
Well…we’ll always have Paris.
We didn’t. we lost her for a while, but then Yesenia Pestis brought her up.
Ilsa: She said she’d never leave us…
Bogie: …And she never will.
Here’s looking at Paris, kid.
And sorry, no cite at the moment, but I’ve heard rumors that if she’s at a club and doesn’t want to bother to walk to the bathroom, or wait in line, she’ll just find herself a handy little corner and let go. If you REALLY want a cite, I’ll try and find something, but I’d really rather not have to google that. Lord only knows what’ll turn up.
Oh, and if you’ve seen her sex tape, or even just the highlights, it’s obvious she’s a lousy lay.
God - I certainly hope so.
VCNJ~
This is not one of the more convincing cites ever presented on the SDMB.
I know, I’m sorry, but I didn’t want to look too hard.
Never thought I’d come to the defense of Paris Hilton, but when did it become her responsibility to be anyone’s role model? I am definitlely no fan of hers, but I think GuanoLad summed it up nicely.
Inquiring as to the status of her celebrity isn’t unreasonable; her decline from the public eye is noticable. The comments above, though, are pretty lame, mostly because we’ve all heard them a thousand times before, but also because it just sounds like you’re jealous.
My favorite horrible Paris story was told by Pamela Anderson. They were at a restaurant together and the waiter brought them menus. Paris started whining and pitching a fit, declaring she hated to read and demanding someone read the menu to her.
Quote Pamela.“I’m blonde too but com’on!”
And yes, I’m jealous of the idiot skank. Not because I wish I was an idiot and a skank but because I want to be an heir to a large fortune.
I just think its funny someone recently said she’s quite brilliant.
Oh, Og, no, Guin, don’t put yourself through that for me! This was bad enough.
At least I regain a leeetle self esteem by knowing that I never have, and never will, seen her sex tape. I have some dignity, y’know. None of which has been in evidence today, of course.
The only part about that allegation which I find dubious is that, were it so, some entepreneur would have found a utility knife, and we’d have “Paris Hilton pissed-on carpet” offered for sale on eBay. Video of her copping a squat included. Starting bid $5000. 
When you have every opprotunity in the world to get it and you don’t.