What percentage of women, if any, have what Freud described as “penis envy”?
Few to none. It is one of the theories of Freud’s that has been utterly discarded by the psychological community. Back in the day (the Victorian era), women weren’t envious of the cock, either. They were envious of the freedoms and rights enjoyed by the men that they were not allowed.
I leave room for a few only because, statistically, somewhere out there some chick really really wishes for a cock of her own. In the Freudian sense, not the transexual sense, which is a totally different, uh, ballgame.
Remember, Freud did a shitload of coke and had a lot of his own biases. However, a lot of his work on repression and subconcious is still fairly valid.
Inkleberry (almost-shrink)
Dude, I don’t know how you guys even walk around with those things. Seem like a huge nuisance, to me.
Agreed. Thoough thinking about how annoying they must have been for the original greek athletes in the original olympics…can you just imagine the jiggly bits bouncing around during the different sports events :eek: I get a giggle at mrAru if he is butt nekkid and has to get off the bed and somewhere quick like answering the phone… 
Yeah, always tripping over it and such…
…And we admire the ladies’ ability to keep their balance.
Well, no, that’s not it, at that…
Yeah, HUGE. Can’t emphasize that enough. And if you don’t believe me, I’m right next door.
But you’re not the first female I’ve heard say that. Unless I miss my guess, men’s hips are different. Between that and clever placement, walking with it is not a problem under normal circumstances.
Uh, yeah, forgot to add:
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Freud wasn’t a scientist. He rarely followed the scientific method. To put it bluntly, he made shit up (based on biased observations) much like people that start urban legends do today. Back then, however, they didn’t have snopes.com and the like. People seemed to take to his theories and some of them have been perpetuated to this day for some reason. His theories, in general, require almost mystical, innate mechanisms within the brain that influence thoughts in a way that is so deep that it immune from scientific scrutiny. I am sure that you and I could get together one afternoon, do some cocaine like old Freud, and come up with some theories so deep and great that no scientist can challenge them either.
Don’t you just wrap it around your waist a couple of times and tuck the end in, like the rest of us?
I may have to after breaking the wheelbarrow.
That was a reply to Mr. Blue Sky, of course. Now that we have Quick Reply I need to get used to checking the Quote message in reply box. And that you don’t have similies handy. :smack:
You need to go advanced 
Some of Mr. Freud’s theories should be viewed in light of one of Robin Williams’ comments: “When you’re high on cocaine, the only thing you can think about is your penis. And you can’t find it.”
When I am not using it, it rolls up into my false beer gut compartment.