oooh very good!
But Santa’s sleigh was once intercepted by Chinese MiGs, whose pilots cried “Eat death, bloated lackey of the capitalist toy mongers!”
Pure hyperbole on part of the Chinese. The PRC has always had a hard time getting along with other communist groups. For example, they fought a border war with the Soviets in the 1960’s; in the late 1970’s they attempted to invade Vietnam. Santa is in direct competition with the capitalist toy mongers, using his elf-filled gulags to produce toys, which he give away to children to reenforce their acceptance of his survelliance systems, and to reduce the profitablity of the the capitalist toy makers.