I was reading the “Kyle’s mom’s a bitch” threat and some people said that you can’t separate Santa from Christianity. I grew up in a fundamental Christian home ( Pentecostal, young-earthers) and Santa was most definitely not part of Christmas or Christianity. In fact we called him “Satan’s Claws”. So because of that I’ve never, in my life, sat on Santa’s lap.
It got me wondering how common it is to have never visited Santa as a kid and to have never sat on his lap.