But the “right to privacy” (actually, just a small number of individual rights recognized by the courts, primarily in the area of reproductive freedom) is based in the text, Dewey. That was the entire point of my post.
The 14th Amendment guarantees “Due Process.” That guarantee regulates not only how a law is to be applied or carried out (procedure, juries, courts open to the public, etc.) it regulates whether a law can be applied or carried out. For instance, the government simply has no authority whatsoever to stick you in jail if you don’t wear a cummerbund and tie while driving a car. Such a law would be so arbitrary, unreasonable, and downright stupid that no application of it can be consistent with our notions of “Due Process.”
(I know you don’t need a refresher on substantive due process, Dewey–it’s for the benefit of the audience.)
So, now that we know laws can sometimes violate due process just because they’re so fucked up, the question is whether that principle applies in a particular case. For the most part, the answer to that question is no. In fact, substantive due process forbids the government to act in only a very, very few areas. But one of those areas is makin’ and raisin’ babies.
A long, long time ago (like a century ago, if memory serves–you can’t blame this on the Warren Court), the Supreme Court decided that a law that prevented parents from teaching their children in the parents’ native language was just so ridiculously stupid and contrary to our system of well-ordered liberty that it couldn’t survive challenge under the Due Process clause. That established that, broadly speaking, Due Process protects parents’ right to control how their children are raised–an eminently sensible position, and one that I have no problem seeing as a matter implicated by Due Process.
The next step, obviously, was whether parents could also decide whether or not to have children at all. As we all know, that is indeed something that the government cannot regulate without violating Due Process, except in the most limited of circumstances. Thus, laws prohibiting the possession or use contraceptives, criminalizing abortion, and preventing consenting adults of opposite genders from screwing themselves silly simply cannot be applied or enforced without violating Due Process.
The “right to privacy” you disparage as being extra-constitutional is really little more than a shortcut nickname for a particular area of the Due Process clause. Thus, contrary to your strict textualism argument, there is indeed a textual basis for the rights that are recognized within that realm of “privacy.” That texutual basis is Due Process, which, like Equal Protection, was intentionally kept broad and without detailed instruction on how it was to be applied. Again, thank goodness for the lack of “textualist” nitpickers in 1865.
As for the death penalty, hey, no more than a handful of judges have ever declare execution to be per se a violation of the Cruel and Unusual Punishment clause. It’s entirely clear that the death penalty is constitutional in principle, and anybody who argues otherwise is either delusional or ingnorant of the law. It is, of course, a different question altogether whether the death penalty as applied is constitutional. That’s what the Supreme Court decided back in the 70s when it temporarily barred executions and told the states to get their act together.