Fuck off elucidator you’re the only person more worthless than Shodan.
I am? Your Mom passed away?
It took you three weeks to get up to post #16?
Remember what they told you in remedial reading - don’t move your lips.
Regards,
Shodan
Is it any wonder you know what is said in remedial reading class? :dubious:
Oh yeah, this thread. I never heard a reply from Sam.
If history is a guide, he’ll grudgingly approach an acknowledgement of error in about 7 years or so.
That would explain that bargeload of dicks that got turned away from the New York docks.
I used to teach it. Sometimes on the SDMB I feel like I still am.
Regards,
Shodan
Trying to explain the trailer park’s lease to your illiterate relatives isn’t teaching remedial reading. It is however, very nice of you to do.
Is this one of those “those who can’t do” kind of situations?
Ahem Double-wide here. Of course, I’m a peckerwood from Waco, so we aspire to trailer trash.
Proof, as if it were needed, that a man can transcend his surroundings to attain greatness. 
I know that plenty of decent, hard-working, well-off people own mobile homes. I was just suggesting that Shodan’s family is more in The Hills Have Eyes category.
Oh, its OK, my neighbors and I have quite a bit of fun with that particular meme.
“Have you seen the new neighbors? Nice young men, a bit scruffy. Motorcycle hobbyists, it seems…”
“But science enthusiasts, from all those glass tubes and such…”
“And that odd aroma, reminds me of a dentist’s office, for some reason, or model airplanes…”
“Did you notice they go outside to smoke? Sometimes twenty, thirty yards away before they light up…”
Cost me ten grand, ten years ago. Pay about $350 to rent the space. Got a friend in New York City, whenever we talk, try to find a way to work it into the conversation. Grind his 'nads a little…
And this 'nad-grinding is an activity that occurs on a regular basis, whenever you and your presumably male friends get together…?
So what do I have to do to get a 20+ page thread about me? The last one, and only one, about me, iirc, barely managed to crack two pages.
It takes charisma to get people to hate you. You, just don’t seem worth the effort.
Eat your heart out.
It doesn’t take hate to get a thread about you. Also if you hate someone on the internet, I think that is probably a poor reflection upon yourself.
I don’t know you as a person, so I can’t feel anything about you. I’m sure you love your kids. I’m sure your hold your wife in the cold and give her your jacket. I’m sure you work hard and have dreams.
I don’t hate you. I hate what your posts represent. A most-likely decent person mislead by lies and misinformation. And I know there are too many more just like you, just like Shodan.
People who honestly think they’re doing the right thing, because they have been tricked into possessing an alternate set of facts that bear no relation to the real world.
Shodan has people posting in this thread over and over, because he is a prick with razzle-dazzle. You need to up the volume and contrast if you want similar treatment.
I don’t have a wife. I don’t have any kinds, either (praise God, Jesus, Allah, whoever :D). If I was all “anti-truth/anti-information”, I’d be a raging liberal as then it’d be easy. Just turn on the TV and listen to the everything the news tells you. If someone gets under your skin that much that you have to “hate”, or however it you want to phrase it, them then it’s probably because you perceive there to be an air of truth to their statements.
I suppose I would despise you if I gave you any thought.