I’d like to see the look on their pursed faces when I then proceed to eat the ice too.
Oh oh the horror of you having to see me press my teabag against the side of the cup with the back of the spoon! I’m surprised you don’t faint straight away… :rolleyes:
<aside> And if you do insist on licking your knife (in the privacy of your own home) please do not then place it back upon the kitchen bench so that unsuspecting flat-mates may be deceived into thinking that it is a clean knife when they go to make their peanut butter sandwiches. :eek: 
Eeeeew…
Take the garbage can to the coffeemaker. That’s what I do, and so far my grungy dishtowels have been spared. Along with my cat, who seems to consider any drips and drops of people food on the ground to be fair game. I don’t think he needs a coffee habit to match his floor food one.
I’m a squeezer. Squeeze with the spoon against the inner side of the mug. This is purely so the teabag doesn’t drip over the floor as I transfer it to the bin.
Next time you go out take a garlic press and squeeze out the bag with that. As they look on in horror you can tell them it’s green tea, because you’re wasting the least amount possible.
Why not just put the bag directly into your mouth and suck the last precious drops of moisture from the bag?
I used to be a squeezer until the vasectomy, now I just let my teabag rest until slightly drained.
What?
Don’t worry; we’ve got a seat saved for you right here next to Boyo Jim.
No sugar.
I’ve had a vasectomy too, but the squeezing hurts so good.