Sounds like the sequel to this.
Wouldn’t you think if the government were smart enough to come up with sinister nanotechnology that it could deliver to all 300 million Americans, designed to kill 90% of us and mind-control the remaining 10%… wouldn’t you think if they were that good, they could come up with something that wouldn’t be detected by brushing our teeth with red wine and eliminated by drinking a mix of wormwood and epsom salts?At the very least, shouldn’t they be sending us messages to throw away our red wine, toothbrushes and epsom salts?
It always mystifies me that the government is able to develop super-secret science-fiction technology that no-one can talk about without being silenced, yet leaves in some vulnerability that can be exploited by common household items.
The conspiracy is always advanced, but not too advanced, and evil, but not too evil. It’s like it’s all really being run by a novelist with a flair for the dramatic. There really is no way to explain some of the logical holes common to all conspiracy theories.
I recently saw the “rinse-with-peroxide-and-Merlot” cure touted on a chemtrails forum.
Interesting how the various conspiratoid delusions tie into each other - here you’ve got cross-connections between chemtrails and mysterious parasites, all engineered by Evil Government.
As for the folks convinced that they’re infested by imaginary parasites, I wonder how receptive they’d be to the theory that some diseases involving defective immune response can be treated by intentionally infecting patients with parasites? There have been pilot programs to treat inflammatory bowel disease by having people swallow a preparation containing porcine whipworms, based on the idea that the worms don’t harm the host, but do act to damp down the immune system to permit their survival in the bowels. It seems to control symptoms, at least in some people.
Urk. Bring on the leeches.