I hate to admit it, but I have been entertaining some neo-luddite thoughts lately.
I was laid off back around Thanksgiving, and I have just finished a three month temporary stint, and am now looking for work again. I happened by my old workplace to straighten out some COBRA stuff, and in the idle gossip I heard my old boss who has just turned sixty and who had found another job about a year ago, has been laid off again, and is again looking for work. And another ex-co-worker is out of a job and not finding anything, and the girl I was laid off with? She’s still unemployed too.
Yup, and at that temp job? When I was told my stint was over, I asked if I had disappointed anyone. Oh no, oh no. We’re merging our offices. There will be more cut-backs in staffing soon. Nothing you could’ve done to stay on.
I’m an office worker. Many years ago, I was told, oh yeah, go into office work. Every business needs office workers. You’ll never have to worry about getting a job.
Yeah, well, I never thought I’d see this, but in my opinion, the white collars are going the way of the way of the blue collars, and doing it mighty fast.
Today, with the computers and blackberries and e-business and such, I don’t think we’re going to need all those secretaries, filing clerks, accounting clerks, (payable or receiveable) or purchasing agents or payroll people, or maybe even people in retail. Hell, just put your catalog out there on line, and let people e-mail in orders. Maybe we’ll need a couple of warehouse folks and some truckdrivers, but that’s all.
Transfer your payment, or if you’re a vendor of ours, e-mail us your bill. Our computer will mark it against what the warehouse folks say came in or out, and the system will transfer payment to your bank when the pre-entered terms come due. It’s all automatic! Yay!
Of course, maybe one or two humans will be kept around to see it all goes smoothly, but otherwise, let 'er run!
I guess the rest of us will all just have to learn to build windmills and solar panels in the booming green energy factories that are sure to spring up. Unless they give all of those to China. I mean, they gotta work too, right?
Maybe then, we’ll all be nursing home attendants instead. Or morticians. It’s the wave of the future. And I think a lot of us are gonna drown in it.
Am I wrong? Feel free to tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about. Because I sure hope I don’t.