Is there a Cecil Adams?

Has anybody ever seen Cecil Adams and Stephen Hawking in the same room?
I rest my case.

All I want for Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanaza is Cecil

A search of the phone book shows a few of them in that area…

DMark: :eek:

Yes, but he got BANNED for being a homer. :smokin

:: sigh :: Cecil really enjoys these debates about whether he exists, he gets a big kick out of them and thus Staff are not supposed to comment in them. Don’t take our lack of response as having any meaning per se.

Cecil wants his anonymity preserved. He has this notion that if photos were made public, he’d be swarmed by fans every time he went to the grocery store, and have his clothes ripped off. I think this is delusional, but he’s the Boss and he’s an eccentric genius.

I have said before, if Descartes could just barely prove his own existence to himself, how in the world would Cecil prove his existence to you? Even if he wanted to do so, what kind of proof would not be challengable? A photo? I just saw a movie (TWO TOWERS) where the best acting performance was given by a computer-generated image.

Trust me. Cecil exists. Cecil’s writings are perfect (he told us so, and he wouldn’t lie.)

I LOVE this site! I think it’s the music. Inspiring. Makes me feel good that I have friends.

Here at the Institute I’ve been working to prove the “Adams Existence Conjecture”. If I ever get out of the institution, I may be able to do it.

There is too a Virginia-I live in it:D

This just made me think.

What would happen if the “perfect master” got banned? Could the mods do that?:smiley:

Nope.
Here are some possible photos of the perfect master, notice they look so much alike? :slight_smile: Kind of look like Stephen King too.

page 147 February 1995 American Libraries magazine.

page 15 September 1995 Parenting magazine

Its been a few years, but in a related story, a board member had actually met the reclusive Slug. I don’t feel like searching, but the thread could still be somewhere. Search Cecil and Slug together?

I’ve sort of given up sending questions to Cecil, as someone stole my question. Sorry, they scooped me, the Cracker Barrel antiques on the wall question.

The closest thing on Slug
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75738&highlight=Cecil+Slug