Is there a nastier process to make something so good?

As I sit here thinking about the yummy Bleu burger I had today, I have think about how completely disgusting it must be to the aliens watching us.

  1. Molest the glands of a dumb beast until it expresses liquid.
  2. Add the juice from the dissolved stomach of another dumb beast to make it glumpy, and gather the glumps
  3. Induce bacterial spoilage to make it sharp and tangy.
  4. Encourage it to be semi-disolved by fuzzy cave fungus to make it sharper and tangier.

I have a hard time imagining something that sounds less appetizing, Damn the burger was good though.

Seeing blood sausage being made can be like something out of a horror movie (I like it just fine though).

It’s interesting that you specifically mentioned an alien watching the process. To someone that had no knowledge of our Earthly culture(s) or eating habits the process of making cheese (or specifically veined cheese) might not be inherently gross. Said aliens might consider the fact that we grow a lot of our food in the dirt so disgusting that they might decide to move their telescopes somewhere else so they can stop vomiting in their mouths a little bit. WE tend to consider cheese gross when we really sit and think about the process that’s involved in making it just the way you did, but some alien race might not have any problem drinking moldy curdled inter-species milk…well, I guess ours doesn’t either, but you know what I mean. A lot of things aren’t that pleasant when you break them down. There’s a reason you can’t get a tour of the Jell-O factory.

You forgot the part where they put the cheese on the ground flesh of yet another dumb beast.

I had bees’ vomit on toast for breakfast this morning. Very tasty.

How about force-feeding geese to produce foie gras?

I’m told that if you see how Vegemite is made you’ll probably never eat it again. Something to do with shovelling left-over waste out of beer barrels. I don’t want to know more because I love the stuff.

People from cultures that traditionally don’t consume a lot of dairy products like the Chinese already find the whole thing a bit odd.

I’m sure they do.

That is one of the grossest things I have seen in a long time! :eek:

You think that’s bad, get a load of this: Casu Marzu, Italian maggot cheese.

I would be eager to meet an alien who thinks casu marzu is completely normal, but I wouldn’t want to share a meal with that alien.

One does not need to be an alien to find blue cheese disgusting.

Seriously, blech.

How about collecting the feces of a cat-like mammal, washing out the undigested plant seeds, and then using an extract of those seeds as a wakeup drink.

And people wonder why I do not drink coffee.

Si

Actually, they often mix the ground flesh from one dumb beast with belly fat taken fromm another dumb beast. Some places mix the ground muscle tissue from multiple dead beasts together.
And don’t forget all the seeds, leaves, and other material gathered from random plants.
And it’s all served up on a bun made from the stored growth supply intended for seedlings, mixed with more of that gland secretion and allowed to gestate an airborne microscoping life form, simply for the purpose of aerating the mixture. Then baked.

Someone recently looked at the things that go into making a cheeseburger, and concluded that it definitely was a product of Modern Civilization – there’s no nway you could have gathered all the components, fresh, in one place at one time without modern transporation and food storage capabilities.

Pearls. I *adore *pearls, and right now am wearing a pearl necklace (no wisecracks, now) and pearl earrings–and they are essentially oyster pus.

Well, that’s going a bit far. They’re oyster calluses, or oyster bezoars, or oyster hairballs, or something.

You gotta pay extra for beans that got shit out by a civet. The vast majority never encountered any digestive tract of any kind.

Say what you will, kopi luwak is delicious and I didn’t even try the primo stuff.

Next time, could you order mushrooms to go on your bleu cheese burger?

Forget all that - gelatin definitely deserves a spot in the pantheon of nasty productions.

I think the Century egg is a hundred times more disgusting than the Balut egg. At least the Balut egg is fresh and does not involve poison.

The oddest Asian treats always seem to have “aphrodisiac” qualities, don’t they?

No wonder such a percentage of the Earth’s population is on that continent; those folks’ll eat damned near anything, if they think it’ll get them in the mood.