Here it is.
Basically, you just have to pronounce very fast all the letters of the alphabet that are not in the name 
I burst into laughter when I heard that.
Reminds me of some Australian zoo’s website that had a button that said “Click here to hear a Tasmanian Devil.” So I clicked it and I heard… a zookeeper say “Tasmanian Devil” (in a thick Australian accent, of course).
AY-uh-fyul-lug. Only say it with a bunch of marshmallows in your mouth.
More or less.
No, soil is rock dust. Ask a geologist. That’s the definition. It may have organics in it, but that’s not what makes it “soil”.
Ehyaflailgug!
EYA-uh-f’yall-uh-YOK-ull. Or “I, a fyalla yokel” 
Aye-ah-fiell-ah-jû-cool.