What about a frickin’ laser beam?
Sump pump.
Neighbor across the street’s house is lower than the street. He had a big patch of 2"-3" of water at the bottom of his driveway. Other neighbors were trying to snow shovel the water to the street. It was absurdly arduous and ineffective.
I brought over a spare sump pump from my cellar, hooked it up to an outlet in his garage and put the hose to the street. Quite soon, all the water was in the street.
A friend of mine actually did this, on sidewalk in the city. Unfortunately I wasn’t there to see it. It worked well according to him, and when a neighbor asked him if she saw him clearing the snow with a flamethrower a few weeks later he replied “What, flamethrower? Me? Ridiculous!”
Then your problem is with the city services, and the elected officials of the city. Why do you put up with that?
The way to fix that is by electing someone else. And I can tell you from experience, poor constituent service is a big factor in local officials being replaced in office.
Ya mean like a 1920’s style death ray?
Seems to me that a flamethrower would solve all of those problems too.
Why not ask about it in this thread :Ask the professional snow removal guy.
Are you aware that this thread is almost six years old? Not fresh by even zombie standards.
Nope, missed that :smack:
Where are the snows of yesteryear?
Flamethrowers got 'em.
A well refrigerated zombie, such as one stuck in the snow, can stay fresh for millennia.