Is there any way for me to legally distill my own alcohol?

I already brew my own beer. I could certainly ferment my own mash. I am a chemist, so I have all the confidence in the world that I could design and safely operate my own still. I don’t want to sell the product any more than I would want to sell my beer. I just like to experiment with these sorts of things. What sort of legal hoops would I have to jump through to make this happen?

Oops wrong forum. I thought I was in GQ. Moderator help!

You will never ever be allowed to distill your own alcohol legally. You might as well ask, “Can I grow my own grass, it’s cheap and easy.” If I bothered, I could find a cite.

Never say never. If you jump through all the necessary hoops, obtain the necessary licenses and pay the necessary fees and taxes, you can distill your own hooch:

Jack Daniels does it legally somehow. Are you saying the only way to do it is to set up my own business and sell it? Do I have to sell it?

I don’t see any regulation that says you have to sell it, it is just going to be very expensive to do it otherwise.