Is there anything the SDMB could beat every other message board in existence at?

In My Humble Opinion
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[QUOTE=Chronos]
The statement “Pi = 5.14159265358979323846” is exceedingly precise
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No, it’s not. :smiley:

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[QUOTE=The Weird One]
No, it’s not. :smiley:
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Precisely!

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]
We have here astrophysicists, long-haul truckers, medical doctors, sports geeks, teachers, jet pilots, computer engineers, media people, veterinarians, poets, political junkies, cops, evolutionary biologists…
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And that’s just tomndebb. :wink:

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[QUOTE=featherlou]
Are you threatening me? That’s it - pistols at dawn!

(We’re also pretty good at taking offense way out of proportion. :smiley: )
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But, what if he prefers Tench Mortars at Noon?

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[QUOTE=RickJay]
I was thinking baseball. We have a number of people here who really know their baseball. I don’t think we have any genuine scholars of baseball, but as an avid baseball fan I can tell you that there are NO really good baseball discussion boards. The official team forums are a horror. Fanhome has fallen into disuse. The ESPN forums are awful. There are web sites with more baseball knowledge (Baseball Prospectus, etc.) but that’s not a message board.

But maybe there’s a terrific baseball board out there I’ve missed.
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Have you tried the Baseball Fever board on the Baseball Almanac site? It’s pretty small but has topics on a lot of subjects from Trivia to Negro Leagues to Coaching Fundamentals and, of course, a topic for all of the major league teams. Even during the heat of post-season play most of the people posting in their rival’s threads have either serious discussions/questions or good-natured ribbing.

DD

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
But, what if he prefers Tench Mortars at Noon?
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What is it with you and the fish?

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[QUOTE=Case Sensitive]
What is it with you and the fish?
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Sorry, trench mortars TRENC*H trench.

Me bad typist.
Me have fingers like numb bananas.

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Oh, TRENCH mortars. Well, that’s different - I could go for that.

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[QUOTE=featherlou]
Oh, TRENCH mortars. Well, that’s different - I could go for that.
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I thought that was the stuff that held trenches together.

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Clever catchphrase memes such as Gotcha ya!, Fucko off, My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!, I for one welcome our new _____ overlords and of course Hi, Opal!

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You forgot penis ensues, which should be making it into general speech any day now.

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]
Clever catchphrase memes such as… ** My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!, I for one welcome our new _____ overlords**
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Unfortunately, both of these were borrowed from The Simpsons and cannot be claimed by the SDMB.

However, we certainly have sufficient replacements in “goat felching,” “1920’s Style Death Rays,” “Og [smash!],” and a few others.