Is this a joke - A blank keyboard?

What are you selling?

William Gibson in his Sprawl series makes a couple of offhand references to uber-hackers with blank keyboards, the implication being that they’re too cool and experienced to need the little letters, so perhaps they’re aiming at the retro-cyberpunk demographic.

DAVID: It’s not going to say anything?

IAN: No, it’s not going to say anything.

NIGEL: It’s going to be like this, all black…

IAN: No, it’s going to be that simple, beautiful, classic!

NIGEL: I think he’s right, there is something about this, that’s that’s so black, it’s like; “How much more black could this be?” and the answer is: “None, none… more black.”

Must. Own.

And the function keys go up to 13.

<begin useless post. my apologies.>

Yes, I did. No, they didn’t. (Unless I’m really missing something.)
<end useless post. again, apologies.>

Well, there’s the OP:

Check out post #29 while you’re at it.

Not quite everything you wanted, but here’s mine the MCK-142 Pro. I don’t know what the keys over the top do, but it’s got the function keys on the left hand side and I’m not functioning without them.