Okay, so I found a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15 squirreled away in my closet. Is it worth anything?
It was tucked away in my grandfather’s old Strodiva… Stravida… Straddivi… in some old fiddle.
He quoted, feeling the whoosh go by.
Was there a funny-looking Chinese vase nearby?
Was it next to a monkey’s paw that was giving you the finger?
Value, of course, depends on condition.
But I’m betting the Bandhesian boy knows that.
Say, you are never going to stop reminding me of that, are you?
Say… you know those fifth dimensional jokes are all the rage.
It could be worth up to $10 in mint condition. Send it to me and I’ll grade it for you. In exchange I’ll send you a copy of GI Joe vs Transformers #3 to hold onto while I’m grading.
I’ll give you twelve bucks and a full run of Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew. Sight unseen
Throw in a few issues of Richie Rich and you’ve got a deal.
I’ll give you .24. The cover price is .12, you’ll double your money!
I’ll trade you a batch of chocolate chip cookies for it.
Milk chocolate or semi-sweet?
Pick one; I can make either kind. Or mix in some of both.
Hmmm…I’m alot more interested in the violin myself. Stradivarius violin, is that what you have? They are worth plenty…if they are in good condition. Check ebay, some are going for $200 or more.
I’m not sure if I want to part with the Stravidariu… Stadivori… the violin. Besides, it’s covered with postage stamps of some airplane flying upside-down.
Anybody interested in an old baseball card? It’s in pretty good condition, but it doesn’t look anything like the ones they sell now. The player’s name is something like Horace Wanger…