Okay, totally hypothetical question here. Umm yeah, that’s the ticket.
Let’s say I’m waiting eagerly for a package to arrive in the mail. Let’s say today, around the time the mail normally comes, I go out to the mailbox to check if it’s here yet. (The mail at my apartment is delivered to a centrally located set of mailboxes, like in most apartment buildings.) Let’s say, I find the mail truck has arrived, and two large tubs of unsorted mail are sitting next to the mailboxes (not in the truck.) Sitting on top of the pile of mail is THE BOX I’m waiting for, it’s got my address and everything. The mailman is nowhere to be seen.
Would I be committing some grievous federal crime by taking the box that is addressed to me? Nobody saw me do it, and if I ran into the mailman on the way back to my apartment, I could show I.D. to prove it was mine. It’s not like I took mail belonging to anyone else, and it’s easier than making TWO trips to the mailbox in one day. Umm…hypothetically speaking that is. This never really happened. Really. I’m just wondering.
J.E.T.