Is this just fantasy?
He’s just a drunk boy, he needs our sympathy
Caught in a landslide.
No escape from reality.
It has just occurred to me that this might cause me to face the ignominy of another “Some threads are just too trivial” closing, so, er, anyone watch the rugby?
Is that the football game you guys play in your underwear instead of armour?
In a way: it’s a game played by men with odd shaped balls.
Bismillah, NO! Can’t understand a ball game where they deliberately design the ball so that it won’t roll. What’s the point of having a ball, then?
Any way the wind blows, doesn’t really matter… to me…
It makes sense when you learn the history of the game. At Rugby school they were playing soccer one day. A certain William Webb-Ellis got bored of just using his feet, so picked up the ball and ran it over the goal line, thus winning the match. After the game, on his way back to the changing room, he asked the referee what he should do with the ball. The ref told him. And that accounts for its shape.
Hmm, they also say that Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard, but I don’t believe that either
Scaramouche, Scaramouche - [rubbish Brand-like comedian] What’s that all about, eh?[/rubbish Brand-like comedian]
does Fandango
I have always wondered why Mr Mercury chose the French name of a creepy Commedia Del’Arte character to sing about. In fact, the entire Commedia tradition creeps me out (harlequins, pierrots, punch and judy et al).
Which reminds me, I went to the home of the Grand Guignol in Lyon last year, and that creeped me out too.
Me too. The whole clown thing (which I guess is derived) as well.
Does anybody listen to that in their car and not do just a leetle bit of the Wayne’s World head bop?
I do a full blown re-enactment of that scene in my car. True story: I was in a car on the highway when this song came on the radio. We passed a car and I saw the entire family inside doing the same exact thing. It was surreal. 
It’s a fine line
Are you real or not?
By the light of day?
Tucks much more nicely under the arm that way. And flies better when kicked, as it has a smaller cross-sectional area to volume ratio than a round ball.
sniggers
and spare him his life from these pork sausages.
btw when i see your name jjimm i picture a stutterer
Can we get this thread deleted? Or at least get the thread name changed? I can’t scroll by it without getting that damn song stuck in my head!
Thunderbolt and Lighting! Veddy Veddy Frightning!