You need children. Yeah, dogs will detect the mines, but children dig them up and put them in the compost heap. At least that’s the theory. Mine have allowed all the mines I find in the Laundry Room to accumulate in the Mint Garden. They are even lazier than I.
The school paper at my college is a joke. Beyond a joke. I’ve never read an article in it that wasn’t:
A) Pointless
B) Riddled with poor spelling and grammar
C) As coherent as a rambling, drunk homeless person, often veering off-topic for no particular reason
It’s embarassing.
I cannot stress enough how bad the grammar is. You can forget ever seeing its/it’s, they’re/there/their, your/you’re, or the suffix 've used properly. And those are only the most common errors.