(TMI Warning: If (not too vivid) descriptions of skin rashes gross you out, stop reading now.) I’ll try to make this as short as I can…
About the middle of July, I went swimming with my sister and her kids. In the middle of my application of sunscreen, my 4-year-old nephew pulled a stunt that required my immediate attention. I forgot to go back and finish the job, and as a result, ended the day with a nice sunburn on my shoulders and upper arms. (Plenty stupid of me, I admit, and if you continue reading you’ll see I’ve been amply punished for it, so no lectures, please.)
No big deal, I thought. Wasn’t that bad, it’ll heal in a few days. Alas, three or four days later I break out in a horrific rash. It seems the sunburn has triggered a massive psoriasis outbreak. Now, I’ve had mild psoriasis since I was a teenager. A bad outbreak for me was a small patch on my elbow, maybe a spot or two on my legs or arms. Easily covered up, and it would go away in a few months or weeks, anyway.
This, however, is a whole 'nother kettle of fish. The areas where I was sunburned are a solid mass of red, scaly, itchy skin. My forearms, back of my hands, legs, feet, and upper chest are covered in smaller patches. It’s REALLY bad. I’m embarrassed to go out in public.
So I call my doctor and schedule an appointment. He gives me a dose pack of predisone, with a subscription for a second in case the first one doesn’t do the trick. I end up taking both packs, and they work a little while I’m taking them, but as soon as I start tapering off, the psoriasis comes back full force.
I go back to my doctor for a follow-up, and he tells me I need to see a dermatologist. (Wish he had told me this from the beginning, by now three weeks have gone by while I feel like a leper. I also feel like an idiot for not just doing this myself.) He gives me a name, and I call as soon as I get home. The earliest he can see me is OCTOBER 31st!!! And the nurse tells me I’m lucky to get that, he had a cancellation.
I cannot live like this for that long! I have a wedding to go to on October 25th, that I’ve been losing weight for, was going to buy a nice dress, wanted to look really good in the pictures. I cannot wait.
So, trying not to cry, I call about 10 other dermatologists in the area. I’ve managed to find one that will take me on September 23rd. And now I’m wondering what’s wrong with him that he can take me that early. And why the heck didn’t my doctor tell me I needed to call ASAP the first time I saw him.
This is ridiculous! Do they not reserve time to see people with “emergency” situations? Has anybody else dealt with this? Is there some secret code word I’m supposed to be saying to get an earlier appointment?
Also, as long as we’re here…anybody have any good home remedies for psoriasis?