So I found the YouTube video of Hank Azaria discussing the Apu flap with Stephen Colbert via a Moviebob link. Unsurprisingly, he came off very well (I say “unsurprisingly” because insensitive, ignorant clods don’t last three decades in television), and even though it probably doesn’t change anything, it’s reassuring to know that are still good people on The Simpsons who haven’t yet left or died. But then I saw another link to a recent episode. Naturally the wording made me suspicious, and I wondered if this venerable cartoon really went to a place I never dreamed it would.
All right, guests, quick education. Do you know why things like safe spaces, inclusive language, and multiculturalism exist? Because people need them, dammit. And college meets those needs, just like it provides things like financial aid, health care, and career counseling. And you need to know about them if you’re going to function in the real world, because you will be dealing with these people in the real world. I’m dead serious here. If you go through life an unthinking, loud, obnoxious jerk, shouting whatever you want whenever you want and never giving a crap about anyone else, the possible consequences are not sensitivity training or a scolding from some “SJW”, they’re getting barred from everywhere you want to go, getting beaten up, getting thrown into jail, or…worst case scenario…getting a bullet in the brain or slowly starving to death in a filthy alley.
So given that social justice and similar functions of the left wing serve very real, very serious needs, punching down at those needs is going to seriously tick a lot of people off. That’s exactly why right-wing humor… to the extent that it’s anything but a sad oxymoron… not only doesn’t work, few things can doom a show quicker. Remember Son of Zorn, that cartoon/reality hybrid I railed on a while back? Relentless in its mockery of the very existence of leftist ideas. One season, now utterly forgotten. The Critic poked fun at everything from alimony to cultural insensitivity to beauty standards. Stumbled all over the place before quietly dying on a website somewhere.
I know some of you are going to say “South Park”. But that one ripped everything apart (Douche and Turd was probably the quintessential example). From the beginning the cardinal sin wasn’t liberalism, it was giving a crap about anything at all and being anything other than worshipful of the status quo. I noticed that in recent seasons, the show’s switched to a soap opera-esque approach, with politics taking a backseat to the characters’ lives and stories, hinting that Matt and Trey decided that they made their point and now just want to keep this highly lucrative ship running as long as they can. The bottom line is that however many misguided Republicans have latched onto South Park, it wasn’t a homage to rightist thought and never intended to be.
So to anyone who’s actually still watching The Simpsons…has it finally gone to the dark side? Or is it now making fun of everyone and everything, essentially becoming Old South Park Lite (boy, there’s a direction I wouldn’t wish on my most hated show)? Because if this was what really happened, Lisa and Marge’s flippant dismissal of the Apu controversy just went from idiotic PR bungle to dark omen.
Man, where have you gone, Futurama…