Tonite on Andy Rooney:
Why do those Canadians always say all that stupid stuff?
Quote:
**Alright, I’m Canadian, and I sure don’t have a clue what’s up with the word ‘Hullabaloo’ on this board. Only time I’ve ever heard it used in a regular conversation was referring to Hullabaloo Raves, a Toronto based company that holds the largest Happy Hardcore parties in North America.
Anyway, yes, we definitly do tip in Canada. What you tip is your decision, althought 10-15% is average. I of course rebel against this and rarely tip over 10%, since the service in most of these places absolutely blows.
Ah well, you decide. Just for your information though, the usual wage for a server in an average restaurant around here is $5.85.
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Why do those Canadians always have to start out their day with an “Ah”, or an “Eh”, or an “OK”?
Or maybe just the first letter “A”… I don’t like the letter “A”,… it’s too hard to write… in capitals… and I really don’ t like the way it looks like a guy in a funny hat, letters shouldn’t do that.
Really, though, I like the way Americans ask each other questions all the time, like:
What’s up?
How’s it goin?
Hey.
See that game last night?
And we love… to ask each other, and, to answer these questions… by cell phones… all day long…HHNNNRRRONK,
SSSSSSSHHHHH…HNNNNRONK…
<Mr. Rooney enters a deep slumber at this spoint and cannot be awoken in time to resume filming for tonite’s episode. He will return next week with a new message about cell phones, or possibly about how Charles Grodin is stealing his schtick>