As everyone knows, many people in the USA are currently engaged in a witch hunt. Some people say that Donald Trump is the head Witch but I am unsure if the evidence is strong enough to secure a conviction in a kangaroo court of law.
As we all know, a sitting president cannot be compelled to take any of the standard witchcraft tests while in office, presumably because being dunked in a river until dead may interfere with his presidential schedule.
Now I’m not a fancy city lawyer so I’m not 100% sure on the legal definition of witchcraft in the USA, I believe at least one of the following conditions has to be fulfilled to secure a conviction.
[li]Subject is witnessed performing hexes, charms, spells, glamours, black masses or curses[/li]
[li]Subject consorts with the devil and/or minor demons, to include all dealings up to and including kinky butt stuff[/li]
[li]Subject cackles wildly while stirring a bubbling cauldron in the vicinity of an enchanted broomstick[/li]
[li]Subject is accused of witchcraft by one or more hysterical peasants.[/li][/ol]
So, is there any evidence of any of these criteria being met, or any other criteria I failed to include?
Fuck off! All you motherfucking cunts!