Yes, a FAT, DANGEROUS, BITCH! You may think that your 160 MPH winds scare me. Well, you’re right. We’re packing our stuff right now. As much as we could use a couple inches of rain, that’s not kite – but roof – flying weather.
Seriously, folks. I’ve lived in FL my whole life. A Cat I is to a Cat V, what a diesel Rabbit is to a top fuel dragster. Anyone in this area of the world making plans right now, plan on changing them.
Still, you’ve got to admire her organization skills.
They still don’t know where it is going to hit. It is a bit early to be packing your bags.
I empathize with you, Beagle, but that’s still no reason to comment on her weight.
I’ll be waiting for all the fat hurricanes to come in and dump on you for using the “F” word.
Good luck
Correct.
It is not to early to organize the stuff that you want to save from 110+ winds (possible even here with a V) that you don’t normally pack.
My toothbrush is in its normal location.
Sorry about the duplicate thread. I do look at the forums before I make up new ones, that’s the scary part.
lieu, I’m going to admit something. From a meterological standpoint, I find – shall we say – plumper hurricanes attractive. They have a little rain on their bones, if you know what I mean. They have those beautiful inflow and outflow curves. Those little skinny hurricanes or tropical depressions are good for some rain, but if you really want to get hot-and-heavy… Mmm… Inflow and outflow… Excuse me.
I remember hurricanes… I was in Texas when Alicia came thru and I’m am SOOOO glad I moved into the MIDDLE of the country. Now all I have to worry about is tornados and hail… and blizzards… flash floods… damn I’m moving back to Texas!! 
Well Beagle, you, like Isabel, have quite an eye for hurricanes.
Her eye is so well defined. You can see the calm azure blue within the intensity. Clearly she has more power than any female hurricane to come along in quite some time. Maybe I’m afraid of powerful women, and just criticise her for having a bit too much wind around the edges for my tastes. :hangs head in shame:
In the tropics, it’s hard not to dine on a bit too much on hot updrafts. That will expand your girth, and there is almost nothing you can do about it.
The friend of a friend told me she wants to blow you.
Please tell me you’re kidding.
See, that would be great normally. But her breaking winds are just not acceptable. She should see a doctor. Sure, she could lose some wind, I might even hand around and see what develops. I’m trying to be open-minded about this.
Okay, guys, can someone e-mail Isabelle and tell her it’s the hurricane we’re mad at?
I am still awaiting Chapter IV of the Wayward Son Saga. Don’t scare her off.
I wonder if they could name a hurricane Kyle’s Mom?
Man, that would really be bad. The peak of the season, dangerwise, is just starting. I hope they aren’t too hormonal this time of the year. Floyd was a fat hurricane that could have wiped out Florida but for a fortuitous, late, turn to the north.
He was a fat bastard too. I’m not mysogimistic about this. But, dammit, I expect this kind of behavior from big fat guys named “Floyd.” This Fat Bitch Isabel needs to learn how to act like a lady. Yeah, a lady. Fine, call me a chauvinist. Fuck all you fat bitch hurricanes while I’m at it.
PHEW! I just popped in on the Pitt and see all these horrible things about Isabelle and I got nervous! I just thought people were spelling my name wrong. <LOL>
I too am in Florida and am not prepared for any hurricaine. I started to preapare by getting my son to mow the lawn! I don’t want unsightly grass if something happens <eg>
Her name is Sheila. But I may have spelled it wrong.
YES! SCORE! The one thing slightly Dennis the Menace about this whole post worked. I had no idea that you lived in Florida. I thought I’d seen at least one similar username.
I did link to Yahoo weather in my first post, and mention 160 MPH winds.
Isabelle, if you can produce any of those things…
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